|Mardelle*- "Just exactly what do I have to do as Fan Club President?"||Marlee Matlin- "This is the best music I've heard in years!"|
|Randy Brown- "I do all Big T's parties because they love to roast goat!"||Mr. and Mrs. Murray- "Please stop sending us this music."|
|Shelly D- "Can I be a Go Go dancer in the background?"||Bob Keeshan- "I want you all to be nice."|
|Favorite Aunt**- "I feel like doing the Humma Hiima right now!"||Nancy O- "I can't figure out the words." She should be happy -ed.|
|Leppi- "UNSUBSCRIBE, REMOVE PLEASE, CANCEL!!"||Yoko Ono- "I can break this band up too. Just watch me."|
|Cris F-Chrysalis Foundation, "Do these guys even tune? Does it matter?"||Marvin Hamlish- "I hear they make a killer Kreplakh."|
|G.W. Bush- "I can't put my finger on it but I know there's evil involved."||Mr.&Mrs.Yaggi- "We've been roped into this. We prefer Sinatra."|
|Sir George Martin- "I said, Don't use my name."||Jack Box- "We only use real Lipton tea."|
|Mark & Jen M- "Woohooo!!!!!!!" (from Kentucky)(no shoes)||Perry Como- "When I'm cranked on PCP, Big T is the only music for me"|
|Kent- "I'll pay you to NOT send me your music!"||Stafford- "I want to be a groupie too!"|
|Tito Jackson- "Does my butt look big in these pants?"||Steve A- "Hey Big T, You need help, a lot of help!!!!!"|
|P.J. Allegree- "When they say for better or worse; this is the worse part."||Ted Shuttlesworth- "Blessed be the Butter"|
|Matt Mumper- "POWER! POWER! POWER!, As Seen on TV"||Huggy Bear- "The way they dress is Outa Site!"|
|Bob D- "Really, I haven't had time to listen to your music, Really"||Dave Barry- "Keep Your Sex Pootie to Your Self" (At the Bottom -ed)|
|Mike W- "Do you guy's do brakes too?"||Bobby K and Sphincter Breeze- "Our horn section is much louder"|
|Michelle S- "You Rock Sweet Cheeks, YEAH!!!!"||Colleen C- "How does one go about becoming a groupie?"|
|Rene- "I hear your concerts are better than KISS OR Neil Diamond"||Markus K- "Eh...it could be worse" Has he heard this music? -ed.|
|Sandra S- "Your music is as Tasty as a Nice Ripe Limburger"||Louis H- "I like you're music, and for that I apologize."|
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|*Fan Club President
**Number One Fan